When you think about it, this Martin Freeman gif works for everything:

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‘Honey, I’m pregnant!’

‘I have to move to Australia for work!’

‘You ran over my cat!’

‘I have a watersports kink!’

‘Want to rob a bank?’

‘The new season of Glee is coming out next week!’

‘Why does Steven Moffat have to troll all of his fans all the time?’