Half English and half Spanish.
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
when people say nice things about you
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY GO AND DELETE THIS ?!
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head