Rene Magritte - The Talkative Jewels
Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time
i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes
I was going for the natural eye look but then i put vast quantities of eyeliner on
I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.
Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake
Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC